So I got this big parcel in the mail yesterday…

I was like ‘omg i wonder what it is’…

Y’know, cause it was quite a big box…

So I kept opening the wrapping and…

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wait for it

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It was the SINGLE bottle of nail polish that I won…

Are you fucking kidding me. Like, was this massive box really necessary? Were they trying to mess with me.

THEY COULD HAVE SENT ME THE ENTIRE POLISH COLLECTION IN THAT BOX. Goddamn.

*goes from being extremely sad to extremely horny in 0.45 seconds*

oh hey nick, I enjoyed drawing you tonight.

• Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

thebloodstainedkrokodiler:

WELL THEN MAYBE KIDS SHOULDN’T BE ON THIS SITE SWEET JESUS YAHOO. IS THIS FOR REAL. 

usasheeran:

                          *MERCH CONTEST EXTRAVAGANZA!*
                                (Still can’t think of a better title…)

This is the 5th and final account that would give you lot an opportunity to win! (Click HERE and HERE for the details on the original merch and jewelry contests). This time we are spicing up things a little bit more, so you will be competing for this awesome PXL Clothing t-shirt, just like the one that random ginger dude is modeling up in that picture :P 

Please pay attention to the rules as they have changed:

• There is no longer a secret phrase to be entered. The account will instead ask trivia questions and will choose the first person with the correct answer each time. At the end, from those previously chosen, a winner will be picked. 
• You can reblog this post for an additional chance to be entered in the winner’s pool (: 
• Please make sure to follow that account so you can be contacted if you win!

Here is the twitter account who will give you the chance to win:

@LittleSofaBird

Please follow her to answer the trivia questions!
I can tell you, you must know your ginger to get these questions right or know your way around Google, whatever :P 
Same rules and deadline from the previous contest apply. 
Good luck!

british sweets. by elles. on Flickr.